We were watching TV and then had to leave for something else:
Me: Is the show taped?
Me: Tape it, then.
Daughter: Do you mean, to record the show?
Me: Yes yes.
Daughter: Why do you always say TAPE? It’s RECORD.
Oh, child… I have no mind strength to explain it. 20 years of difference is a lot of referencing required. Maybe one day we’ll get to a museum (and has absolutely made me feel ancient).